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Elizabeth, 18. Freshman. Engineer in training, English major at heart.
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megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

4:56 pm, reblogged by carryonwaywardvulcan,




theonion:

Woman Worried Student Loans Could Prevent Her From One Day Owning Entirely Different Kind Of Crippling Debt
 
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8:03 am, reblogged by carryonwaywardvulcan,




cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

(Source: thespookymissioner)

8:00 am, reblogged by carryonwaywardvulcan,




lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

7:59 am, reblogged by carryonwaywardvulcan,




Anonymous said: Hey... Just making sure you got your early birthday present from Groupon. Want to make sure you're safe. And what better way to solve your starvation for human contact? ;P Happy (early) Birthday! - a loyal Friend and Fan :D

I did in fact get your gift! I will see about taking the class. Thank you for the voucher, but it’s really not necessary to send me gifts. I would even prefer that you didn’t in the future. :)

tagged: Anonymous,
7:56 am, by carryonwaywardvulcan,




barbidreamdumpster:

bi visibility day falls on the autumnal equinox this year and, as we all know, catching sight of an elusive bisexual on the equinox will ensure a bountiful harvest

5:53 pm, reblogged by carryonwaywardvulcan,




mdirtayyy:

my life
mdirtayyy:

my life

mdirtayyy:

my life

 
5:51 pm, reblogged by carryonwaywardvulcan,




spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

(Source: axmxz)

 
12:29 am, reblogged by carryonwaywardvulcan,




evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

12:22 am, reblogged by carryonwaywardvulcan,