you told me once. that you weren’t a gay show. sometimes I didn’t even think you were joking but let me tell you this. you were. the gayest. most gayest gay show. that I have ever seen and no one will ever convince me that johnlock was a lie so. there.
you were so gay and I owe you so much. but there’s just one more thing one more thing one more miracle sherlock for me dont. be. straight. would you do that for me just for me. just stop it. stop this.
*Squints at new follower* what do you even want, man
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
do people even throw parties at my school or do i just never get invited
"so why do you like lord of the rings so much?" [opens 80 slide per point presentation] [pulls out index cards] [places graphs on stands in front] [carefully arranges posters] [clears throat] "why, friend, i am so glad you asked"