some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
Anonymous said: Hey... Just making sure you got your early birthday present from Groupon. Want to make sure you're safe. And what better way to solve your starvation for human contact? ;P Happy (early) Birthday! - a loyal Friend and Fan :D
I did in fact get your gift! I will see about taking the class. Thank you for the voucher, but it’s really not necessary to send me gifts. I would even prefer that you didn’t in the future. :)
bi visibility day falls on the autumnal equinox this year and, as we all know, catching sight of an elusive bisexual on the equinox will ensure a bountiful harvest
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content